New count to 1000!

Ok it is only 1,000 this time

1 little smilie sat on a wall __

2 - and another one to keep it company... _ _

3- two big ones came and pushed one off _ _

4 sat on the wall and magically grew afros _ _

1 came along and turned them into pigs _ _

and then there was a freak earthquake, causing all of them to fall off of the wall, bit due to the fictional legendary-ness of the wall, it remained standing, and was then occupied by 6 reindeers.

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And along came 7 aliens and they ate the reindeers.

aliens eat reindeer?

Oh well...

8 santas threw toys at the aliens and scared them away.

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here comes the grinch with 9 ideas

then ten mafia members shot all the ideas

the ten mafia members were eaten by 11 pirates, but unfortunately one of them went hungry

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12 are splatted on pirates unfortunatly one pirate got an extra cherry

then all of a sudden, 13 tutankah-smilies came back from the dead and took over the world with the help of a reindeer.

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HAHA! i like it! but 14 make the ancient dudes die of laughter

well those clowns (they are clowns yes?) become ill thanks to one who joins the ranks... so thats 15

magic man with afro appears, and before you know it, there are 16 wabbits!

, although he was distracted by the doorbell on the last one, .

Along comes santa and turns all the wabbits and the magic afro man into :


(how hard will this be at 1000 lmao)

how hard? very.

anyway, by the extremely accelerated process of evolution (and addition), the 16 pigs evolve into 17 cats.

the cats got zapped by a smilies ray and a new one joined

Then, there was another freak earthquake,

_ <- smart guy_

20!

Maccers89 wrote:20!

come on, do something interesting!

i'll start the smilies thing again then:

once upon a time, there were 21 smilies with big teeth.

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